The Internet is for Burlesque!

by newuser09876 26. April 2014 05:09

Like physics, the internet has its own set of “natural” laws. The most exciting: Rule 34, which states that if you can think of it, there is sexually explicit material of it. Therein lies our inspiration. With a steaming hot cast of burlesque’s finest, Rule 34 explores the deepest depths of our imaginations and the interwebs that bring them to light. 

If You Can Think of It, There’s Porn, er, Burlesque of It!

“Why you think the net was born? Porn! Porn! Porn!” – Trekkie Monster, from the hit Broadway musical Avenue Q. 

Did you know that over 30% of all Internet traffic contains porn and video site YouPorn uses 6 times the bandwidth of the streaming media site Hulu. We think Trekkie Monster might be onto something.

Rule 34 is May 10th at the Re-Bar in Seattle. 

Our Master of Ceremonies, our Potentate of Porn, our Sultan of Smut, our Dictator of Dirt is Mister Bawdy. 

Following his lead is Tamara the Trapeze Lady, Boom Boom L’Roux, Whisper De Corvo, Miss Violet DeVille, Maggie McMuffin, Cinnamon Maxxine, Magnolia Monroe, Morgue Anne, Dee Lushious, and Ms. Audrey Rugburn! 

The doors open at 6:30 pm, seating begins at 7:00 pm, show starts at 7:30 pm.

What porn is she looking for? If I could just zoom in on the screen...

Tickets start at $13 and are available through and for $15 at the box office day of show.

What porn is she searching for?

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